Hungry Irishman

Can I have some Irish Sausages please ?", asked Paddy

The Assistant looked at him and asked "Are you Irish?"

"If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German ?

Or if I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you ask me if I was
Jewish?

Or, if I asked you for a Taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican?

Would Ya? Would Ya?"

The assistant says, "Well no".

And if I asked you for some Bourbon Whiskey, would you ask me if I
was American?

What about Danish Bacon, would you ask me if I was Danish?"

"Well, I probably wouldn't!"

So with self-indignation, the Irishman says, "Well, all right then!
Why did you ask me if I'm Irish just because I asked for Irish
Sausages?"

The Assistant replies, "Because you're in Homebase."