A Short Woodpecker Joke

A Hawaiian woodpecker and a California woodpecker were
arguing about which place had the toughest trees.
The Hawaii woodpecker said Hawaii had a tree that no
woodpecker could peck.

The California woodpecker accepted his challenge, and
promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The
Hawaiian woodpecker was in awe.

The California woodpecker then challenged the Hawaiian
woodpecker to peck a tree in California that was absolutely
unpeckable. The Hawaii woodpecker expressed confidence
he could do it, so accepted the challenge.

After flying to California, the Hawaii woodpecker successfully
pecked the tree with no problem.

So the two woodpeckers were now confused. How is it that
the Californian woodpecker was able to peck the Hawaiian
tree and the Hawaiian woodpecker was able to peck the
Californian tree, but neither one was able to peck the tree in
their own state?

After much woodpecker-pondering, they both came to the
same conclusion...

Your pecker is always harder when you're away from home.