A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week
so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was only one
problem : the captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand
how the magician did every trick.
Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show: "Look,
it's not the same hat!" or "Look he's hiding the flowers under the table!"
or "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?" The magician was
furious but couldn't do anything. It was, after all, the captain's parrot.
Then one stormy night on the Pacific, the ship unfortunately sank,
drowning almost all who were onboard. The magician luckily found himself
on a piece of wood floating in the middle of the sea with, as fate would
have it, the f*cking parrot.
They stared at each other with hatred but did not utter a word. This went
on for a day... and then 2 days...and then 3 days.
Finally on the 4th day, the parrot could not hold back any longer and
said......
"OK, I give up. Where's the f*cking ship?"
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A cowboy walks into a ice cream parlor and the waitress asks him, "What would you like sir?" The cowboy says, "I'll have a sundae." Waitress asks, "Would you like a cherry on that?" Cowboy says, "Yes ma'am."
"How about some sprinkles?"
"Yes ma'am"
"Crushed nuts?"
"You crush my nuts i blow your t!++!es off!"
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