A lady dies and goes to heaven and is chatting with St Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful blood-curdling screams. "Don't worry about that," says St Peter, "it's only someone having the holes bored on their shoulder blades for the wings."
The lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation. Ten minutes later, there are more blood-curdling screams. "Oh my God," says the lady, "now what is happening"?
"Not to worry," says St. Peter, "they are just having their head drilled to fit the halo." "I can't do this," says the lady, "I'm off down to hell." "You can't go there," says St Peter, "You'll be raped and sodomised." "Yes, but I've already got the holes for that."
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