A man walks into a church confessional and says to the priest,
"Bless me, father, for I have sinned I was with seven different women last night."
The priest is silent for a moment, and then says "Go home and cut seven lemons in half. Squeeze the juice into a glass and drink it down in one gulp."
"And I'll be forgiven?" asks the man.
"No," replies the priest, "but it will wipe that fucking smirk off your face!"
5/17/2006
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