6/20/2006

Short Funny Joke

A man isn't very good with the ladies so he goes down to the red light district and comes acros a woman. He asks her what can I get for £500?

She answered 'What would you like?' the man didn't know as he hadn't done anything before so she said I'll do 69.

The guys happy but has no idea what it's all about, she gets on top of him and takes up the position and a few seconds later she farts! and it really reaks! the guy just thinks nothing of it untill she does it again a few seconds later, but this time it's worse. and the man really can't stand it so he gets up and said ' fuck this, i aint waitin for another 67 of them.

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